{"id":104,"date":"2006-03-09T13:25:46","date_gmt":"2006-03-09T03:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/?p=104"},"modified":"2006-03-09T13:25:46","modified_gmt":"2006-03-09T03:25:46","slug":"the-rebuttals-that-didnt-make-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/2006\/03\/09\/the-rebuttals-that-didnt-make-it","title":{"rendered":"The Rebuttals That Didn&#8217;t Make It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.debian.org\/vote\/2006\/platforms\/\">rebuttals<\/a> up for the DPL campaign, it&#8217;s as good a time as any to post the couple of drafts I had that didn&#8217;t make it into mine: <!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>First, <cite>Ode to Zeke<\/cite>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been with Ari, he bought me some cream!<br \/>\nPussycat, pussycat, are you sure that is all?<br \/>\nWell he did take some photos, to put on his wall&#8230;<br \/>\nPussycat, pussycat, have you seen this website?<br \/>\nOh, you mean &#8220;Team Ari&#8221;, ain&#8217;t it a delight!<br \/>\nPussycat, pussycat, but what&#8217;s in it for you?<br \/>\nI just do what he says, lest we see you-know-who.<br \/>\nPussycat, pussycat, how does he hold you in thrall?<br \/>\nYou fool, if I run, he swears he&#8217;ll cut off my balls!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And second, my favourite, to the tune of <cite>Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds<\/cite>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Picture yourself in a team with the leader,<br \/>\nWith frequent reports, and performance reviews;<br \/>\nSomebody emails, an answer&#8217;s forthcoming,<br \/>\nCompliant with mailing list rules&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Media releases, highlighting the project,<br \/>\nUsers becoming your friends!<br \/>\nLook for the issues being mediated,<br \/>\nAnd they&#8217;re gone!<\/p>\n<p>Jeroen puts esteem in talking&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To be continued?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So with the rebuttals up for the DPL campaign, it&#8217;s as good a time as any to post the couple of drafts I had that didn&#8217;t make it into mine: First, Ode to Zeke: Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been? I&#8217;ve been with Ari, he bought me some cream! Pussycat, pussycat, are you sure that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}