{"id":98,"date":"2006-01-05T17:35:32","date_gmt":"2006-01-05T07:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/?p=98"},"modified":"2006-01-05T17:35:32","modified_gmt":"2006-01-05T07:35:32","slug":"clint-throws-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/2006\/01\/05\/clint-throws-down","title":{"rendered":"Clint throws down"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>A friend o&#8217; ne&#8217;er do wells,<br \/>\nGot flashbacks to a time in the car;<br \/>\nThis master of izzard shells,<br \/>\nWas headed for dinner, huzzah!<\/p>\n<p>In a car with those friends did he sit,<br \/>\nSeeking something to consume.<br \/>\nThrough the streets of San Fran&#8217; do they flit,<br \/>\nHunting the sacred legume.<\/p>\n<p>But out the car leapt the driver,<br \/>\nAnd sprints to a restaurant he spies,<br \/>\nLike something out of survivor,<br \/>\nThis teamwork, from lord of the flies.<\/p>\n<p>For a passenger took up the wheel,<br \/>\nDrove round the corner and carefully parked.<br \/>\nThe ending we&#8217;re about to reveal,<br \/>\nIt simply cannot be left unremarked.<\/p>\n<p>The story continues to run,<br \/>\nBut the details have to be missed.<br \/>\nSuffice to say, when the regrouping was done,<br \/>\nThere was but one tiny twist:<\/p>\n<p>They continued their searching for food,<br \/>\nLeaving the rendezvous quiet and still.<br \/>\nSurely they must be unglued,<br \/>\nWalking away from the Earthly Grill?<\/p>\n<p>All in all it comes to one fact,<br \/>\nAfter making that claim on your blog.<br \/>\nYour <a href=\"http:\/\/xana.scru.org\/mintings\/burnthemission.html\">challenge<\/a> you&#8217;ll have to retract,<br \/>\nCoz to this lyrical prince, you&#8217;re a frog.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend o&#8217; ne&#8217;er do wells, Got flashbacks to a time in the car; This master of izzard shells, Was headed for dinner, huzzah! In a car with those friends did he sit, Seeking something to consume. Through the streets of San Fran&#8217; do they flit, Hunting the sacred legume. But out the car leapt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erisian.com.au\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}